You do NOT captchalogue your phone, because it is already in your SYLLADEX!

You use an ARRAY MODUS, which allows you to pick up any item from any slot in your ABSTRACT INVENTORY.

To pick an item out of your inventory, you simply wish to, and it happens. However, you still manage to fuck it up at times.

One time, you managed to fuck it up so badly that you captchalogued THE REST OF YOUR HOUSE, leaving just your room.

Though, through some miracle, you manage to still have electricity and a Wifi connection.

Must be a product of your STRANGE AND ABSTRACT EXISTENCE, which you will not elaborate on.