Your name is LOGAN. I would say you are a relatively UNINTERESTING INDIVIDUAL, but that would be a LIE.

You consistently are called "DUMBASS" and "KID TOUCHER" by all of your friends, but only one of those titles are true.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, with everything from INDIE GAMES to OBSCURE MEDIA, and everything inbetween.

You have a tendency to be BAD AT EVERYTHING, you're SLIGHTLY BLIND, and you often come off as A BIT RUDE OR INSENSITIVE

What will you do?