You captchalogue your PHONE on the couch using your ORBIT MODUS. You've always thought space-related things were cool.

The ORBIT MODUS stores items as "planetary" cards that orbit around a sun, which in this case is YOUR HEAD.

You have your modus set to SLOW-MODE, which makes the average orbit time for each item 365 DAYS.

Although inconvienient at times, you thought this modus you got from RIVER as a gift was pretty cool.