Your name is RIVER. Today, on the 15th of January, 2026, is not unlike any other day so far.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, some of which border on the CONFUSING and downright WEIRD.

Some of your interests include HOMESTUCK, playing ROBLOX with your friends, and sometimes, you dabble in COMPUTER PROGRAMMING.

You hold a certain fondness for the OBSCURE, and you adore the DOWNRIGHT TERRIFYING.

What will you do?